mazzes:

all these hoes posting “the internet is over” “twitter is bad now” while i’m browsing vintage audio forums and 40 year old archived hifi manuals having the time of my life. branch out from social media and see the true beauty of online. bitch.

(via pinene)

cameoamalthea:

isthatacalzone:

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One time a DM let me play a Venom inspired character where I played the host and my long distance girlfriend played the symbiotic alien. How we did this was set up a discord call where she could hear everything said at the table but I had one head phone in my ear and only I could hear what she was saying and if I wanted to respond I had to speak out loud.

That was fun.

(via trashbaggold)

calware:

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying “i’m going to kms”:

  • i’m going to kill god
  • i’m going to delete my blog
  • i’m going to explode
  • i’m going to blow up this entire website
  • i’m going to become the joker
  • this is going to be my villain origin story
  • i’m being so brave about it
  • fuck it we ball
  • god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
  • i’m too pretty for this
  • all according to plan

feel free to add on

thoradvice:

things get better slowly. you’ll wake up and you won’t feel an aching dread in your chest, but feel lighter. you’ll start to notice little things that make you smile: sunlight, soft pyjamas, hot tea, biting into fresh fruit. you’ll seek out these things, and your life will get warmer and fuller. day by day. you may still have days where you can’t get out of bed, but they’ll be fewer - small dark spots in a world of colour. if things aren’t too good yet, please remember that recovery is slow. show yourself some kindness. you deserve it.

(via elvencantation)


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